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Muslims and Bagels. Look at the time! :o!! Naddy called me and woke me up at 5.30 so we could work -_- I have finished TWO pieces! Yes, two! Mind you.. I have another one to do and have 15 minutes.. This will not happen. I will get fired. Classic moments in my day that have happened already: "I'm going to fucking crush your tiny head" - Mike. (Scary..) "You fucking kept me awake half the night.. Moving around.. Then you start talking in your sleep.. Guess what about? Yes.. Our good old favourite, FLAGPOLES.. Urgh I swear I'm going to squash you.." - Mike. (Even scarier..) "Mike is talking about getting me a new computer chair today but all I can think is "Mmm.. I bet he'd taste good.."" - Me. (Mmm.. Butt..) "He's a very nice lady" - Naddy (About Mike :o!) "Mike is making me a bagel.. Mwhaha.. YOU SHOULD CARE, IT IS TO HAVE STRAWBERRY JAM ON IT.. STRAWBERRY JAAAAM!" - Me (Not a morning person..) "If there is no room in the prayer hall to pray then the courtyard may be used. This is useful for days such as Eid and Prawn birth" - Naddy (A good Muslim.) |