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Walking, Sandwiches, Stories, Sam's, Phone Calls, Feet. Uhh, I have just WALKED home from work in the RAIN. Mike - "Do you want me to pick you up from work on my way home today?" Me - "Naw, I think I'll walk, I need to clear my head." Mike - "Are you okay?" Me - "Yeah, my head's just feeling all muddled and crazy. I'll see you later tater!" Mike - "Uhh, okay.. It's raining, you know that right?" Me - "It might stop.. Uh, I'll.. Put a hat on." Did I have a hat? No, of course I didn't! Was it raining? Yes, yes it was. It's not like it's some amazingly short walk either. Anyway! Work was cool, but no one would go to get food for lunch, so I stood around making everyone sandwiches -_- I wrote a story last night >___< I don't actually hate it, which is weird for something I've written. Sam has gone away until Friday ::Pouts:: Saving the best until last - I called Naddy last night! "Where you goin'? Where you goin'? Where you goin'? I'm gonna follow you.. Where you goin'? Where you goin'? I miss you.. Where you goin'?" - Me. --- "When someone says pubes I just think of James Murphey's pubes.. Don't you?!" - Naddy. "Well yeah, of course.. Who doesn't?!" - Me. --- "Can we have a girly chat?" - Naddy. "Uhh.. Haha, okay!" - Me. "So.. When a guy comes.. Do you like the cum like.. Over your body, or in your mouth..?" - Naddy. "Well.. Ya know.. Whatever the moment brings.. You?" - Me. "It's hot when they come over your tits, but it's less messy when it's in your mouth, and it's just like 'Good boy.'" - Naddy. --- "Fuck me.." - Me. "Fuck you?" - Naddy. "..Up the ass." - Me. "Oh okay, I'll just get my strap-on!" - Naddy. "..With a carrot." - Me. "A carrot? I think a cucumber would be more appropriate!" - Naddy. "Nuu that would be painful.. They have little spikey bits.. Uhh.." - Me. "What kind of weird spikey cucumbers do YOU eat?!" - Naddy. "No shut up, they do! Use a marrow!" - Me. "A MARROW?! Hahaha.." - Naddy. "Uhh, maybe not. Try a banana, a nice bendy one." - Me. "Bending up or down? Guys cocks scare me when they bend up.. It's like.. Eww." - Naddy. --- "I want to stick my head out my window and go.. *pant pant pant* Do it with me." - Naddy. "What!? Hahaha, no!" - Me. "Oh go on.." - Naddy. "No.. There's killer moths outside my window.. They'll hurt me.." - Me.
Lmao, we're so weird :(
Also, I am very worried about Mike and Stephen!
"NO SHUT UP! I AM GOING TO DESTROY THE CHEESE FACTORY! MWHAHAHAHAAAA!!" - Mike. "AHHH NOOOOO! NOT MY PRECIOUS CHEESES! You MORON! I am going to get you!!!" - Stephen. Yes :|
And later on, Mike was sucking my toe while I was sitting here writing my story.
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