Drunkness and Beach.
2:17 p.m. on 2005-07-12
On Sunday night, everyone in the house except me got drunk.
disjointed_heart_833 (10:43:00 PM): Everyone's drunk o__O
nahida_247 (10:43:03 PM): Lmao
nahida_247 (10:43:05 PM): Ohhhh noooo
nahida_247 (10:43:07 PM): Doonnnttt
nahida_247 (10:43:12 PM): Itlll hurtt in the morninngg
disjointed_heart_833 (10:43:20 PM): I was pissing and Mike started banging on the door
disjointed_heart_833 (10:43:25 PM): "WTF GO AWAY!"
disjointed_heart_833 (10:43:42 PM): "NO LIAM PLEASE I NEED TO PISS SO BAD. I'LL GO IN THE BATH"
disjointed_heart_833 (10:43:51 PM): "Ffs man.. FINE"
disjointed_heart_833 (10:44:04 PM): He didn't think he'd make it to the bath so we pissed at the same time -_-
disjointed_heart_833 (10:44:04 PM): lmao
disjointed_heart_833 (10:44:08 PM): It was.. Very odd..
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nahida_247 (11:12:29 PM): I was only trying to HELP
nahida_247 (11:12:36 PM): With my LITTLE KNOWLEDGE of EARS
nahida_247 (11:12:40 PM): Unlike YOU
disjointed_heart_833 (11:12:42 PM): lmao ahahah
disjointed_heart_833 (11:12:50 PM): I <333 male ears
nahida_247 (11:12:53 PM): Mr WHATS WRONG ITHMY EaR IL ASK NADDY THEN BE SARCASTIC
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disjointed_heart_833 (11:18:37 PM): haaahaa hes c ryng
nahida_247 (11:18:50 PM): WHAT
nahida_247 (11:18:53 PM): WHO ARE YOU
nahida_247 (11:18:54 PM): GO HOME
disjointed_heart_833 (11:19:01 PM): stphen
nahida_247 (11:19:04 PM): Lmao
nahida_247 (11:19:06 PM): Stephen
disjointed_heart_833 (11:19:07 PM): ahahhaahahahahahaha hes cvyriung
nahida_247 (11:19:10 PM): Is he really crying?
nahida_247 (11:19:15 PM): Go away and give him to me
nahida_247 (11:19:16 PM): GO
nahida_247 (11:19:17 PM): GOOO
disjointed_heart_833 (11:19:20 PM): noooo
disjointed_heart_833 (11:19:24 PM): hes havnga abbay
nahida_247 (11:19:36 PM): Omg
nahida_247 (11:19:44 PM): Hes not giving birth
disjointed_heart_833 (11:19:45 PM): ohn no hne isbn t!!!!
disjointed_heart_833 (11:20:03 PM): nh e has hihs head under a cushion
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nahida_247 (11:20:29 PM): omg go home
nahida_247 (11:20:34 PM): *pushhess*
nahida_247 (11:20:46 PM): I want Liamm
nahida_247 (11:20:52 PM): Tell Liamm to pushh you awayyy
disjointed_heart_833 (11:21:40 PM): he dtod me to pusgbd myself away
disjointed_heart_833 (11:21:48 PM): *I*doesnso*
nahida_247 (11:21:54 PM): lmao
nahida_247 (11:21:58 PM): goood -_-
disjointed_heart_833 (11:22:17 PM): Lmao he just pushed himself off the chair..
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disjointed_heart_833 (11:25:47 PM): "Stop saying Liam smells, I think he smells nice"
disjointed_heart_833 (11:25:57 PM): "Haha, yes, Mike loves the smell of TCP.."
disjointed_heart_833 (11:26:00 PM): "No.."
nahida_247 (11:26:09 PM): well NADDY DOES
disjointed_heart_833 (11:26:23 PM): "Yeah, you use it in your kinky sex games. Liam likes Mike to put it up his ass and make it sting"
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nahida_247 (11:31:01 PM): LOL
nahida_247 (11:31:03 PM): WHATG
disjointed_heart_833 (11:31:06 PM): Lmao
disjointed_heart_833 (11:31:06 PM): ahahahah
disjointed_heart_833 (11:31:09 PM): It's.. a bee..
nahida_247 (11:31:13 PM): lmao
disjointed_heart_833 (11:31:13 PM): It's from the drunk people
nahida_247 (11:31:17 PM): I can see that
nahida_247 (11:31:18 PM): ahahahahha
nahida_247 (11:31:21 PM): THANK YOU
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disjointed_heart_833 (11:35:57 PM): They're amusing
disjointed_heart_833 (11:36:13 PM): Staggering around..
disjointed_heart_833 (11:36:14 PM): LOL
disjointed_heart_833 (11:36:17 PM): Mike fell over -_-
nahida_247 (11:36:21 PM): lmao
disjointed_heart_833 (11:36:23 PM): ahahahah
nahida_247 (11:36:23 PM): ahahah
disjointed_heart_833 (11:36:25 PM): He looks
disjointed_heart_833 (11:36:26 PM): So funny
disjointed_heart_833 (11:36:27 PM): ahahhahaha
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nahida_247 (11:40:38 PM): tell them im in the toilet
nahida_247 (11:40:39 PM): ahahahha
disjointed_heart_833 (11:40:42 PM): LOL
nahida_247 (11:40:47 PM): gO ON
disjointed_heart_833 (11:40:48 PM): AHAHHA
disjointed_heart_833 (11:40:52 PM): In the garden >=)
nahida_247 (11:40:55 PM): TELL STE TOO
disjointed_heart_833 (11:40:56 PM): lock him out..
disjointed_heart_833 (11:41:01 PM): LOCK THEM BOTH OUT
disjointed_heart_833 (11:41:02 PM): MWHAHAHA
nahida_247 (11:41:04 PM): KOL
disjointed_heart_833 (11:41:07 PM): boysss...
disjointed_heart_833 (11:41:34 PM): I don't think Miek believes me
disjointed_heart_833 (11:41:34 PM): Lmao
disjointed_heart_833 (11:41:39 PM): Stephen is gone -_-
disjointed_heart_833 (11:45:18 PM): LOL
nahida_247 (11:45:21 PM): MAN
disjointed_heart_833 (11:45:24 PM): STEPHEN IS BANGING ON THE WINDOWS
nahida_247 (11:45:28 PM): LOL
nahida_247 (11:45:29 PM): AWWW
nahida_247 (11:45:30 PM): AHAHHAHA
disjointed_heart_833 (11:45:31 PM): LOL
disjointed_heart_833 (11:45:32 PM): HIS FACE
nahida_247 (11:45:35 PM): HAHAHAHA
disjointed_heart_833 (11:45:39 PM): IS SQUASHED UP AGAINST IT
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Ok, well, that was Sunday night -_- I swear there was more but nevermind.
Yesterday I went with the Crew to Southend. The crew now seems to consist of many many people o__o but nay mind!
Um, yus.. It was hot liek.
We walked loads, and then went on the beach.
Talking of walking loads.. Leighanne got five blisters ::Snickers:: But I got three.. So.. Err.. -_-
She was wearing 'sensible shoes' apparently, but they were a size too small for her.. Uhh, I wanted to take loads of pointless pictures, but everyone kept ducking away from the camera.. Which is very unlike The Crew o_O
Umm, while walking around Leighanne's feet were getting more and more mashed, so she jumped on Stephen's back and rode around on him -_- I felt left out and also in pain from my blisters and wanted to ride on Mike's back, but Damien was hogging it :(
Anyway, I wanted to buy a book to read on the beach, but I couldn't find the one I wanted and sulked.
Me and Mike saw a guy with the HUUUGEST afro, man.. It was massive! We stared at him and then at exactly the same time just looked down his body and started laughing.
That lead to a group conversation later on the beach.
Eventually we got on the beach and sat...The conversation which was sparked by mine and Mike's thoughts about Afro Dude was to do with what it would be like if peoples pubes were the same as their hair :| Lmao.. It's rank man.
But yeah, we worked out (cleverly..) that:
Mike - Mohawk
Me - Really short
Stephen - Emo pubes
Leighanne - Long and straight
Chris - Spikey
Matt - Bleach blonde
Stevie - "Natural, baby" -_-
Mike took Damien in the sea and wanted me to go, but I was busy tanning. So Stephen went in my place.
Umm, oh, talking of Stephen, he got a pet pebble.
He really is quite cute, in a sad way.Random quotes of the day:
"I don't understand why he doesn't take it in the ring.."
"Well, Mike, you may like it in the ring, but that isn't everyone's bag!"
"I.. I didn't mean that.."
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"Oh, how I wish I had a bucket and spade to merrily scoop pebbles.."
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"THE SEA IS COLD. I ALMOST FELL OVER WITH SHOCK! AM I SHOUTING?! I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING."
Then I wanted to go in PC World to get a new microphone, and everyone wanted to go in Tesco cafe to eat, so I was hobbling around both like an idiot with no shoes on (blisters). People looked at me like I was some strange orphan child.. o_O
I wanted the toilet and had the sense to wear Mike's shoes in there -_-
Okay.. That really is it now.. ::Goes away::
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