Cock, Tree Hugging, Cows.
9:43 p.m. on 2005-08-22
Okay, despite the crap lonely part of yesterday - It did get better!
When Naddy came home we spoke and stuff, obviously. Aww, and she got all protective of me because of the girl that's obsessed with my cock and went and shouted at her >_< Awwww.. I love her <33
Then I got a call from Mike's friends to say they'd tied him to a tree so he couldn't come home.
Uhh.. It was funny for a while but then I started to get paranoid that they'd go off and leave him there all drunk, stoned and alone.. So I called them back and demanded that they let him go -_- Well.. Uhh.. I'm not very good at demanding, so I whined at them instead.
"Mmmnnnerrr.. Give me my boyfriend backkk.. Stop being meeeannn.."
"He's very happy on his tree."
[Meanwhile I could hear him screaming -_-]
"No he isn't.."
"Just accept that he's a tree hugger."
"Let me talk to himmm.."
"Noooo, he likes this kind of wood now."
"I'm a tree thoughhh.."
"Prove it."
"*Rustle rustle*"
"What's that..?"
"My leavesss.."
"Oh ok! MIIIIKKKEEE YOUR OTHER TREEFRIEND WANTS YOU!"
Hahaha, so yes -_- Then I spoke to Mike on his tree for a while. He kept screaming though so I had to keep calming him down. Weird fuck.
I waited until he got home and then we sexed ¬_¬ It was really quick for us, but like.. Really rough and hard. It was good, I liked the change. Hurt like a bitch though.
Then Naddy randomly called (even though she shouldn't -_-) and was scared and freaked out. So I sat there comforting her with my silence for a while.
Turned into a 7am phone call :|
Haha, it was so fab though. She started off by reading me Rosie and Jim which I now <333 so much. It's all so dirty with it's double meanings, lmao.
And now 'Noggin' is going to be the word for swearing, or calling people.
Umm, we talked loadsss.. We were both really tired and like falling asleep so don't remember much.
Hahaha, we decided to make our phones vibrate in naughty places ¬_¬ but when we did it, lmao, they sounded like cows. So that is now the masturbating with a cow thing. And uhh.. My cow slipped into another place that I don't like talking about and.. uhh.. It felt too good ¬_¬
Uhh, I had some bleeding problem. See talk of earlier rough and hard sex.
I wanted to change the sheets so bad, but Mike was laying on them.. And ahaha, Naddy said I should just roll him off.. And it sounded like a funny thing to do, so I started just pushing him the tiniest amount at a time, but I never actually pushed him off -_-
Uhh, she told me to rub the phone against my cock because she is the phone.. And kept making me moan, which isn't unusual as she's weird and finds it hot.
Memories aren't coming into my head, but like.. If I had more time to think about it I would come up with so many more.
We wanted to be naughty and dutty so bad but her sister was like.. Sleeping next to her o_o so we couldn't :(
It was a fab phone call, despite both our sexual frustration.
<33333
Um, I've felt like crap today. Randomly ill. Just spent it laying around and talking to muh Naddypie >_<
I want to actually get some sleep tonight.. I'm going to like, try and sleep before 12 :| It's going to be hard man, I don't actually think I can physically do it, but I have to try!
Lost ||In The|| Chaos
