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My Wanking Habits. About you First name?: LIAM Masturbation Do you masturbate?: Yuh How often?: A lot less than I used to -_- Like twice a week? Do you ever feel guilty about masturbating?: No.. GOD DUN THINK IT'S DUTTY. How old were you the first time you masturbated?: Liek.. 12 How did you learn about masturbation?: I don't wish to go into that -____- Did you have an orgasm the first time you masturbated?: Probably not Did you have an orgasm the SECOND time you masturbated?: Again.. I doubt it Do you always/usually/rarely/never orgasm when you masturbate?: Always Do you make any noise when you orgasm?: Yes ¬___¬ *Looks at Naddy* When (what time of the day) do you usually masturbate?: At 1-6 AM when Naddy calls me. Where (room in house) do you usually masturbate?: Bedroom, Bathroom (Shower) Have you ever masturbated in the shower?: Yes! Have you ever masturbated outside? Where?: Public toilets.. Mmm.. Class Do you /have you masturbated lying on your back?: Yes Do you /have you masturbated lying on your front?: No.. Do you /have you masturbated sitting or kneeling?: Yes Do you /have you masturbated standing up?: Yes Whats the position you use most?: Laying on my bed -_- Do you put your fingers inside?: ¬___________________________¬ NO. Have you ever been caught masturbating? If so, by who?: My mom, Mike, Stephen.. Wait, like.. EVERYONE. Does anyone know you masturbate? If so, who?: ..Everyone. Do you know if your friends masturbate?: Yes Do you ever talk about masturbation with your friends?: Lmao, more than we should Have you ever talked about it with your mom?: YES. If someone asked if you masturbate, what would you say?: "Yuh, wanna watch?" :o Have you ever masturbated in front of anyone? If yes, who?: Miiike.. Kind of Naddy.. And a fuck load of other random people. Has anyone ever masturbated in front of you? If yes, who?: Yes, quite a few people *scarred* Have you ever seen a girl masturbate?: Yes Have you ever seen a guy masturbate?: Yes Would you like to watch someone masturbate?: Maybe.. Would you like to masturbate in front of someone?: Maaaaybe.. If your best friend suggested masturbating together, what would you say?: Which best friend? I'd advise against it and go for the sex -_- No, I wouldn't really. I'd say "God, you must be desperate" and walk off. UNLESS IT WAS NAHIDA KHAN. THEN I'D BE RIGHT ON THE PHONE INNIT. Do you think you masturbate more or less than other people?: Less now Who do you think masturbates most, girls or guys?: Both as horny as each other *tut* Whats the most times youve masturbated in one day?: Like.. 7.. Have you masturbated in the last 24 hours?: No Do you plan to masturbate in the next 24 hours?: I don't plan it.. WHAT KIND OF SICK FUCK DO YOU TAKE ME FOR? "Yes, in 9 hours, I will begin wanking. In 9 hours and 35 minutes, I will orgasm and stop wanking." |
